Today while I was waiting on the fellas to get back to the raft the king came by with a guy and sold me back into slavery!  I was so mad I could have shot laser beams out of my eyes if i wasn't so flustered.  I tried to tell the guy the king wasn't my owner but he said " shut up slave".  Luckily he didn't see my iphone so I can still keep you guys informed with this blog.  I swear one day when us slaves get some rights around here I'm going to find that guy and tell him to shut up.