Today the farmers brought me back to the farm I had escaped from the night before.  They wanted to hang me bot nobody wanted to pay my "master" for me afterwords.  when we got back Tom began telling how he had managed to help me escape and he was mighty proud of it too.  However, he was angrier than a legless Ethiopian watching a donut role down a hill.  He said that  Miss Watson freed me in her will, boy am I mighty glad of it.  Nobody believed him though until his mother surprisingly showed up here and confirmed it to be true.  Then Tom gave me forty dollars for my troubles and the Phelps's started treating my like a Dauphin.  I told you guys these hairy breasts would pay off in the end!  Huck was talking of going to get his money back in town but he figured that his dad had already took it.  I had to tell him, with a tear in my eye, that it was his dad that was the dead guy on the house floating down the river.  Well now I'm happier than a homeless person finding out money grows on trees.  Well now that I'm loaded and have better things to do than sit and blog to all of you fools out there,  I am terminating the continuation of this blog.  This is Jim signing off saying "I'm going to Disneyland!!!, or KFC whichever one I find first."