Today the farmers brought me back to the farm I had escaped from the night before.  They wanted to hang me bot nobody wanted to pay my "master" for me afterwords.  when we got back Tom began telling how he had managed to help me escape and he was mighty proud of it too.  However, he was angrier than a legless Ethiopian watching a donut role down a hill.  He said that  Miss Watson freed me in her will, boy am I mighty glad of it.  Nobody believed him though until his mother surprisingly showed up here and confirmed it to be true.  Then Tom gave me forty dollars for my troubles and the Phelps's started treating my like a Dauphin.  I told you guys these hairy breasts would pay off in the end!  Huck was talking of going to get his money back in town but he figured that his dad had already took it.  I had to tell him, with a tear in my eye, that it was his dad that was the dead guy on the house floating down the river.  Well now I'm happier than a homeless person finding out money grows on trees.  Well now that I'm loaded and have better things to do than sit and blog to all of you fools out there,  I am terminating the continuation of this blog.  This is Jim signing off saying "I'm going to Disneyland!!!, or KFC whichever one I find first."

Today I was hiding in the woods when the doctor showed up on the island by himself, I think he might have murdered Huck.  He was working on Tom's leg when i seen he needed somebody to hold him down so I came out of the woods and helped.  I helped him for awhile when a boat came by the island and the doctor flagged him down and told them I was an escaped slave.  I can't believe that mean old doctor bogeyman would do something like that, I hope he chokes on a potato. This is the fourth time I have been put into slavery, I swear I have worse luck than a three legged cat stumbling into a dog convention.

Tonight we put our plan into action and made our escape.  since Tom had written the letters and gave them to the Phelps there were many farmers all around as we made our escape. At one point some farmers came up to us to ask if they had seen me.  I was standing right next to the boys but thanks to the time of night I was safely conceiled, also Tom got shot in the leg.   Afterwards we took the canoe to an island to hide.  when we got there I said we needed to get a doctor to fix Tom's leg.  Huck is taking the canoe across the river to see if he can find a doctor.

Today Huck and Tom put all the snakes and rats in my shed.  They have been fightin' and feudin' till the cows came home.  I hope that I get out soon or I think I'm gonna lose it.  They also told me about their plan to write some letters to the Phelps to fool them and help us make our grand escape.  I hope it works or I may never be free.

Today Huck and Tom came out to see me and tell me some for info.  Tom tells me that I need to make a coat of arms on the wall for the shed.  Later tom tells me I need a stone to carve about me but there isn't one in the shed.  So later that night they snuck me out and took me down to the mill yard to steal a millstone.  it was too heavy for them so they got me to help push while Tom directed us.  We finally got it into the shed and put it under my bed.  After that Tom told me that he wants to put some rats and some snakes in my room to keep me company, he also told me that I needed to grow a flower and water it with my tears.  How in the shootin' heck am I sposed to grow a flower with tears??  I says I will have as about as much luck with that as a crippled mouse stumbling into a cat farm.  I tried to argue against it but Tom said it would make me famous so I went ahead and went along with them.

Today I received the rope ladder in the witch pie.  I do have to say the pie tasted terrible but the rope ladder was in it so I took it out and put it under my bed.  I still haven't figured out what I will need it for but I guess it may become helpful.  Boy I hope they free me soon.

Today Huck and tom finally dug through the floor of the building and into my room.  I was so happy to see them I couldn't control my excitement. tom told me that they were coming up with a plan to get me out.  He then tricked the slave who feeds me into making a witch pie for them so they could smuggle a rope ladder into my room.  I don't think I will need it but if they are helping me escape I can't argue with them.  They also brought me a shirt and Tom said I need to keep a journal on it made in my blood.  I fear it will hurt like the dickens but if it will help I will do it.

Today Huck and Tom showed up at the farm I am being held against my will at.  They fooled the slave that feeds me into believing he was being messed with by the witches.  little did he know old Tom and Huck had just fooled him good.  Then Tom told me that they were going to dig me out of this building and then we would runaway to freedom.  i can't wait until 'm free oh boy i will be so happy.  I will finally be able to have a family.

Today while I was waiting on the fellas to get back to the raft the king came by with a guy and sold me back into slavery!  I was so mad I could have shot laser beams out of my eyes if i wasn't so flustered.  I tried to tell the guy the king wasn't my owner but he said " shut up slave".  Luckily he didn't see my iphone so I can still keep you guys informed with this blog.  I swear one day when us slaves get some rights around here I'm going to find that guy and tell him to shut up.

Today after several days of hiding on the raft Huck comes out to me in the middle of the night and Tells me to hurry up and go.  I let the raft go and we started floating down the river but in a flash of lightning i seen the king and duke coming across the water in a skiff so fast it would make your head spin.  Huck looked very depressed and when they got on they began yelling at Huck for leaving them.  After a while of arguing the king and duke got into an argument of who took the money.  The duke took and pinned the king down and said if he didn't admit to it that he would kill him.  Well the king confessed so fast I though he was going to explode.  After that they quit arguing and went to bed.  Then Huck told me about everything and how he had really stolen the money and helped give it back ti the family.  I was might proud of Huck.

today the duke came up with another idea for me to stay on the raft.  He decorated me up in a costume and put some makeup on me and made a sign for me that says Sick Arab- harmless when not out of his mind  i think it will work well.  They also got a idea to steal the inheritance of two brothers in a little town.  they are going to pose as the brothers and try to take the money, these guys are getting worse by the day i mean seriously why would a king and a duke need money?  Something smells fishy and i know it ain't that catfish I ate last night.

Today I found out the king and duke made $465 at that show they had in town.  I'm beginning to think there frauds and I don't like them as much.  Also me and Huck were talkin' and it brought back some sad memories for me.  I remembered when I hit the deaf and dumb girl because I thought she was trying to anger me.  it saddens me to think back to how mean I could get sometimes.   

Today the Duke came up with a way to make us some money.  Him and the king are going to put on a play in the next town to earn us some money.  the Duke also printed off a flyer of me on it so people will think I'm a captured runaway slave so people won't bother me. I'm starting to like the Duke and King more and more.

today me and huck were going down the river as usual when we seen two guys on the bank.  They wanted to come aboard our raft so first we made them go through the water then get in.  When hey got in they told us one was a duke and the other was a king.  I'm so excited to have people of royalty on our raft!

Today Jack came and told me that Huck had ran off to fight with the Grangerfords and he said that he was probably dead so I got real sad.  i was about to take off down the river when Huck shows up in the woods right next to me. I yelled for him and he jumped on the raft and told me about how all the Grangerfords were dead.  i was sad to hear it but happy that Huck was alive.  We took off down the river still heading for freedom.

Today Jack my friend who is a slave of the Grangerfords brought Huck to me in the woods.  i was mighty glad to see him and I told him about how I got the raft back and repaired it and bought many new items to put on it.  Huck was happy to see me and hear about the raft.

Today me and Huck were going down the river as usual at night when we hear the sound of a ferry coming up the river.  We lit our lantern so the ship would see us but I guess it was too late because the ship ran right into our raft but me and Huck had jumped off it first.  Well when I came to the surface I couldn't find huck so I just went in to the woods hoping that he wasn't dead.

Today some people came up on huck in his canoe when he was behind m in the river. I didn't know who they were so I got off the raft and hid under it until Huck came and said it was ok.  He said the people gave him $40 so he gave me halfand that means we can ride on the deck of a ship to Ohio so I am very happy.  Later me and huck hid the canoe and raft and went to get some sleep.  When we came back to the raft the canoe was gone, me and Huck figure it was some more work of the rattlesnake skin.

i had the worst dream last night that Huck had gotten in the canoe and had gotten seperated from the raft.  We wooped and everything to try to find each other but we just couldn't.  But then I woke up and seen Huck looking right at me and i told him all about it and he said it was just a dream. 

Today I told huck about King solomon and he began telling me about the different languages of foreigners. I think that all humans should talk in the same language and Huck said they should all have their own language so we began to argue and finally Huck just quit so I guess I win.

Earlier me and huck were going down the river when we came upon a shipwrek.  We decided to go aboard even though I was against it at first.  when we got aboard we heard voices coming from the back of the ship and I ran out but huck stayed and went to see who it was.  When I got back outside the raft was gone, it must have broken awat from the ship, so I sat and waited for Huck.  He came out in a little bit and I told him the raft was gone.  He said the other people must have a boat attached to the ship.  so we looked and eventually found it and took off with it.  Huck told me the people were robbers.  He felt bad we left them on the ship so he convinced another ship to go get them but they were too late because the wreck broke apart before the other ship got there.

Huck returned to the island tonight and said hey there going to come looking for us on the island.  We packed up all of our stuff and took off from that island as fast as a snake slithering through goose grease.

Today me and Huck caught a might big fish in the river.  Since he helped catch it I'm not mad at him no more and he is going over to the town tonight disguised as a girl to see if he can find any news about us.

Today Huck put a snake in my bed as a joke but it wasn't funny.  it bit me and now I am very angry, I swear I'm going to kill Huck yet.

Today me and Huck went aboard a house that was floating down the river.  We got lots of stuff out of the house nut there was also a dead guy in it, it was Huck's dad but please don't tell him it would just ruin his day.

Today while on the island old boy Huck Finn came along and found me.  Well I was pretty happy because I had heard he was dead and I was powerfully sad but now I'm happy again.

Today I escaped Miss Watsons land and fled to Jackson Island.  She was talking of selling me down to New Orleans and i wasn't for it.  I left with only the clothes on my back and my iphone so I could keep this blog going.

Today I fooled old Huck out of a quarter for using my hairball to see his fortune, silly kids.

Today after a long hard day of work I went to sleep.  In the middle of th night witches took me and rode me all over the country.  I hope it doesn't happen again because I'm mighty scared of witches.